Commodore Natosi
Police sorry for telling wrong family of death

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) - An Alaska couple knocked on the door of their son’s long-time girlfriend Thursday, intending to inform her that he’d been killed in a car accident.

Karen and Jay Priest instead were stunned when the son, 29-year-old Justin Priest, answered the door. They had mistakenly been told by Juneau police that he’d been killed in the crash.

Karen Priest said her husband started sobbing, and she was in shock.

 They were yelling, ‘Praise Jesus! It’s a miracle!’

I understand their overpowering joy at finding their son was still alive, but the trooper who gave them the bad news had misheard the dispatcher. Go ahead and praise Jesus if that’s your thing, but there was no miracle here.

Took me a minute, but Blue Ringed Octopus.

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Natosi’s Book Of Fun! (for children) Knock over bottles! If you can’t find any in the open, keep looking! Did you know that any number of them are probably flammable? That means fire! And fire is pretty in mama’s eyes!

Put legos in shoes! Not that elaborate castle you did, one lego will do! If you have a girder and panel set, even better! Mysterious plastic cuts!

(and here’s a free one, though you have give me credit) Find a bag of army men! Every store has them, and if they don’t, tantrum time! If they do, open them and throw them them everywhere! Don’t wait for mom to buy them! She will! Put them in the cereal!  I like to arm mine with sharpened paper clips, but you do your thing!

Ask your parents about recent discoveries what with the discrepancies of dates surrounding a significant event! Say, your birth!

Open a can of anything and dump it in the toilet!* Watch the hilarity!**
*ask your parents to open the can. If they ask, there’s a donkey at the back door that wants creamed corn.
**I think hilarity used to mean go insane. Work gently with that knowledge.

I have a really good chapter on mentos, but that’ advanced.

mind-virus (working title)

Synopsis:

A neuroscientist, obsessed with humanity’s increasing propensity for violence in world heading toward overpopulation, creates a virus that increases the release of catecholamines exponentially in the brains of those predisposed to psychopathy and sociopathy  while also crippling the prefrontal cortex’s ability to control judgment. This would have a reverse affect on those predisposed to empathy, compassion, and non-violence.

The resultant physiological effects would be pale white skin and blackened pupils of the aggressive, and light, almond colored pupils of the passive.

Predicted outcome: worldwide chaos and panic of this “living zombie” pandemic, a surge in violence against everyone, especially the passive, with the eventual resultant need to dismantle government, military, and police and give ruling control to individual communities. There would be a number of people not affected by the virus, thus giving them responsibility of capturing the aggressives (or killing them if forced, while the passives oversee the management of the communities. Projectile weapons would be destroyed by overwhelming mutual agreement of these communities, and more archaic mean of dispatching aggressives would be employed (swords, knives, maces, etc.) The ruling class would be comprised of scientists, engineers, farmers, teachers, philosophers, artists, and so on.

There’s a whole lot more to this, such as the room where captured aggressives are taken, nuances as to the severity of the condition, etc.

But I put this here to remind me that I need to “flesh it out”, and that sometimes a weird dream you had COULD be a potentially good story.

Unless it’s already been done. Then, never mind.

lasimms:

Pardon my sarcasm


Ok if your new to my blog then u need to know I’m a big equal rights fan, marvel comics fan and freedom for All. But as a marvel fan all I heard from some of the chauvinistic fans is there upset that there will be a female counterpart to thor. But this counterpart with be the main thor. But my issue is this is marvel comics they have decades of females characters that are just as Badass as the males. I mean for the love of Odin she hulk and X.23 are literally the woman version of bruce and Logan….I’m not even going mention red she hulk. Any die hard marvel fan should know that any characters sex and race can be changed at any moment. So go fuck off to Dc comic if your not will to work with us!

One more time. Thor is a Norse mythological character, a male, the son of Odin. The others are made up modern mythological characters than CAN be any gender we wish. We can have a female counterpart, and she can be even more badass than Thor himself, but there are many Norse female mythos to choose from.

pleatedjeans:

via

What? I dress similarly all the time. Dentist, Grocer’s, business meetings, etc. People who know me are surprised when I don’t do the pirate kit.

pleatedjeans:

via

What? I dress similarly all the time. Dentist, Grocer’s, business meetings, etc. People who know me are surprised when I don’t do the pirate kit.

calx:

thefangirlsfangirl:

quorgi:

GIVE THEM TO MEEEEEEE

@Calx, I can see you in these.

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Sock Dreams, everybody.

cassiusthebadwolf:


tycols:

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

I love this so much

cassiusthebadwolf:

tycols:

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

I love this so much

coolfatcat:

hotsytotsy:

pearlconcubine:

autumnbound:

powderedbuns:

dialga:

meowling-quim:

sockdreams.com is such a dangerous website omg you can drop so much money within the blink of an eye

I NEED ALL OF THEM

let me tell you about sockdreams okay. everything they have is cute and their “longer” socks which are for taller or curvier people are amazing. i am almost 6 feet tall and not a skinny lady and i bought some thigh highs thinking they’d end up being calf socks on me and just kind of resigning myself to this fate but when they arrived (in like two days, holy shit they mail out fast) not only did they pull all the way up without trouble, they managed to stay up and look cute. as. fuck. OP’s right yo, that website’s a threat to your wallet.

sockdreams is such a legitimate company and I love them a lot

For realsies, SockDreams is amazing.  I really admire them as a company for making a strong commitment to being body positive.  They put a lot of effort into making sure their sizing information is accurate, have a wide range of options for plus and tall sizes, and are vigilant about hateful comments appearing on their sight.  Not to mention, the language they use on their website is very inclusive.  All my love for sockdreams.  

I’m so in love with this site.

oh my god

 fluxmachine gifs

Artist Kevin Weir creates ghostly animated GIFs using Archival photos from the Library of Congress


Robin Williams, Sam Taylor-Wood

Robin Williams, Sam Taylor-Wood